Father's DayRugrats Parody (Original Story)
Today was a day little, 2-year-old Shenzi Tuck had grown to love: Father’s Day. Last year, when she was 1, she made a picture with macaroni and a paper plate. She was laying in her bed already dressed for the day, feeling lazy. She knew her dad would come get her eventually.
She was wearing a black “Daddy’s Little Rock Star” T-shirt for that day, a Lil’ Bats black and white tutu, a white bow with skulls in her long hair, her favorite black and white ruffle socks, and black sneakers. After a few seconds, as she predicted, her daddy Friar Tuck came in and saw her laying in her bed.
“You plan on getting up anytime soon, girlie?” He smirked at her. Shenzi smiled and shook her head. “Oh really? Well, I think a certain someone will change your mind.” Shenzi widened her eyes and quickly stood on the floor, smoothing out her skirt and smiling innocently.
In her 2 years of living, she learne
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Some time later, Friar Tuck and Felicia had their wedding back home in the US.
“And now the bride and groom will cut the cake,” Goofy announced.
“Now be careful, Felicia, the knife is very sharp,” Friar Tuck warned his new wife as they cut the cake.
“Wasn’t the wedding beautiful?” Gigi asked Kellie.
“I’m just glad I didn’t have to return the toaster oven this time,” Kellie said. Meanwhile, the toddlers were doing another Godfather parody, but Shenzi was the bobfather this time. She was in a black sleeveless kimono dress with red cherries all over and red pipelines.
“Let me put it to you this way, bobfather,” Santana glared, “We’ve been back home for a bunch of yesterdays and you still haven’t delivered the goods. You got your mommy wish, so what do I get, snotfather?”
“Santana!” Frankie exclaimed, “You show her no respect! You can’t tal
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The toddlers continued their way to Notre Dame.
“Come on, give it some gas,” Roxy said, but Matt passed gas.
“Ewe, Matt!” Shenzi groaned. “No offense, but could somebody maybe open a window?” She put her hand over her little nose.
“Okay,” Roxy opened the door to the mouth, where Santana and Frankie were at, “Hello guys.” Frankie climbed up the ladder to where the others were.
“’Bout time you tinkle heads came to the rescue,” Santana glared as she started to climb up.
“Tag, you’re it!” Jean-Claude grabbed Reptar by the tail, making Santana fall of the ladder and grab one of its teeth, and started spinning it around. “Babies go round and round, I’ll launch them from the ground. They will go flying now, their mommies have a cow…” Reptar’s tail come loose, and it flew away into the Eiffel Tower. Bobby accidentally pressed a button,
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The toddlers plus Matt and Santana were sitting in the garage with the robots, while Jean-Claude read a newspaper, not watching them.
“I’m sorry, guys,” Shenzi said, “If I didn’t want a princess mommy so bad, we wouldn’t be in this terrible place.”
“It’s not so terrible,” Maxie smiled, trying to cheer her up, “I mean, at least we gots Reptar to keep us company,” He referred to the robot in front of them.
“Well, I decided I don’t want a princess mommy no more,” Shenzi shook her head, “I don’t need the magic and sparkly dust. Alls I want is a real mommy like you guys gots. I want a mommy who smiles and talks nice to me, and tucks me in at night, and tells me stories… and… who loves me,” She whimpered before she started to cry. A guilty Santana sat next to her and tried to comfort her.
“Oh, come on, Tuck. Don’t cry.
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The gang were in the theater, watching the show. The toddlers gasped when “lightning” flashed, and an operatic howl from a woman was heard.
“Oh, the princess!”
“She’s beautiful!” Matt moved his rattle away from his face. Bobby ate cookies and Roxy sipped her drink, while Maxie smiled at Shenzi.
“Reptar, he’s no ordinary monster,” The princess sang,
“He’s a lizard, with a heart of gold.
Don’t believe the lies you’ve been told;
He’s a fire-breathing child to me.
I see sweetness when I look
Into those large yellow eyes.
He’s got a sensitive stare.
One that can hypnotize.” Shenzi smiled wider.
“He maybe rough on the outside, but inside,”
“I hate when they sing,” Bobby said, glaring in annoyance.
“He’s a lost child.
He’s the kindest monster I ever met”
“See how nice his head stays on
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Spike was still running around Paris, knocking over a trash can while he was at it. He sniffed around the city until his nose touched the poodle’s; they sniffed each other, then wagged their tails happily, liking each other.
“We’re both lactose intolerant, love kids, and she finds bureaucrats fascinating,” Friar Tuck said to the other adults in their hotel room.
“Who doesn’t, you babe magnet?” Kellie smiled.
“Well just be careful, Friar. I wouldn’t want you to rush into anything,” Gigi said.
“I won’t, don’t worry,” The male badger assured her, “First, I have to see how Fabre` and my little Shenzi get along. She and I are a team, you know.” Meanwhile, Shenzi and Maxie were in one of the beds together.
“Do you think that someone like me could learn to be brave like you, my daddy, and Reptar?” Shenzi asked h
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The two adults were at the park with the toddlers plus Matt.
“Mon cheri, I could listen to your fascinating stories from England all day,” Fabre` smiled.
“Then I’ll tell you all about this interesting one when I get back from the little boy’s room,” Friar Tuck said, “Would you mind holding Matt?”
“Uh, of course not,” Fabre` stuttered as he handed her the baby.
“This should be good,” Bobby said to the others.
“So, we meet again.” Matt blew a big raspberry at her, spraying her face with spit, “Oh, delightful.” He cracked up laughing. She started talking to Felicia through a microphone on one of her earrings. “Felicia, they’re staring at me, and this child is leaking from the mouth. W-what do I do?”
“Just smile, and be nice,” Felicia giggled from her station. She was viewing security cameras, some of which showed her boss and the toddlers