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VicMonaous: The Hambone KingThe Hambone King
“Man, Bobby’s lovin’ all that attention,” P.J. remarked as he and Max watched him on the stairs, where he was surrounded by other students.
“I know, right?” Max agreed.
“I bet he does his signature “flirt” move.”
“Yeah, you know; The giggle chin. It’s where he giggles, and then he puts his fist up to his chin,” P.J. explained.
“I don’t think I’ve ever seen Bobby do any…” Max started, but saw Bobby do just that, with a positive reaction. He and P.J. applauded a bit. “Ooh, sunflower seeds,” He took the pouch from between P.J.’s arm and side, and started eating the seeds.
“I guess I’m sharing today,” He remarked. Then Mona came up to them, and saw what was happening.
“Hey, why are all those kids paying attention to Bobby?” She asked in confusion.
“They love the video he posted on
VicMonaous: The Gorilla ClubThe Gorilla Club
“OK, OK, you wanna know what I think?!” Mona screamed, copying a line from a script for a movie she was auditioning for.
“Lana, put the fork down, just put it down,” Rafiki read off of the script. Meanwhile Shenzi was walking in, carrying a black, stuffed giraffe.
“You wanna know what makes me SICK?!”
“Is it eating tuna fish on a Ferris Wheel?” Shenzi asked as she walked up to the stage. Mona gave her a weirded-out look. “’Cause I did that once, and I threw up on a bird.” There was an awkward silence as she sat in the seat close to the stage.
“Sshh! She’s rehearsing a scene!” Rafiki told her.
“Yeah, my father’s a deadbeat, but you can’t make me blame him for what I am, ‘cause you’re the one who did this to me!” Mona continued, “You’re garbage!” She yelled before she started fake-crying, resulting in Rafiki and Shenzi bursting into la
VicMonaous: The Slap FightThe Slap Fight
“And, an important thing to remember, is that all movie directors have different styles of filming a movie,” The film teacher at Hollywood Arts lectured the students.
“Action!” Shenzi piped up from her seat between Mona and P.J.
“What?” The teacher said.
“That’s what they say when they make movies,” Shenzi explained.
“We’re not making a movie right now,” Max pointed out from his seat next to his girlfriend Roxanne.
“Cut!” The Goth exclaimed, smiling.
“All right,” The teacher continued, “Let’s take a look at a scene from a short film that Milo made last year.” The said awkward boy stood up and clapped his hands for a second.
“Yes! Yes,” He smiled, “It’s called “Monkey Time Bucket Balls.””
The film started playing on the TV. After some short music played with the title, Milo came on the TV, dressed in a suit.
Lost in the ForestLost in the Forest
Summary: When 17-year-old Shenzi Tuck takes a solo walk in a familiar forest unwillingly, she comes face to face with a group of all to familiar faces.
On a normal Saturday afternoon, I decided to take a walk. My mom had been on my butt a bit about getting some exercise, even though I’m already fit and slim, and fresh air, instead of staying cooped up in the house all day.
I decided to wear a pair of black corset-like, lace-up denim shorts, black socks with white lace, black converse sneakers, a green stud belt, a purple lace bow in my hair with a skull and crossbones, and a black cropped, short-sleeved sweater with a cool design of the planet Saturn in purple. It stopped a bit above the bottom of my ribs, so my belly and sides were exposed.
I giggled as I remembered a silly moment from 15 years ago; my friend Max’s little brother Matt was born, and me and the Zimmeruski twins, Bobby and Roxanne, wanted to take him back to the hospital
Venus' Magical Punishment 2Venus’ Magical Punishment 2
Summary: During the summer, Mr. Mystery’s tentacle creature from his magic show decides to have a little fun with Venus.
Mr. Mystery and Venus Woods, aka Ms. Marvelous, were taking the summer off at their huge beach house in Cancun. It had a pool, which Venus always enjoyed.
One day, Venus had just come out of the pool, and decided to sit in the living room, while Mr. Mystery worked on his tan out on the beach quite a few feet away.
“Man, I’m bored,” Venus sat on the couch, still clad in her black and white tuxedo print bikini and black bow flip-flops. She had just finished swimming in the big in-ground pool. “Hmm…” Her eyes caught the 2 boxes seated on the coffee table in front of her; especially a certain one, “I think it’s lonely,” She said to herself as she stood up, and grabbed the box. “Are you okay in the…” She started, but all the tentacles in the box burst out and la
Venus' Magical PunishmentVenus’ Magical Punishment
Summary: When Venus snoops into her magician boss’ magic tricks, he punishes her his own way.
Famous magician Mr. Mystery and his assistant Venus Woods, aka Ms. Marvelous, had just finished a magic show. They had used playing cards and such like classic magicians, but unlike them, they used floating white gloves and a box of octopus-like tentacles as well.
“That was a great show!” Venus exclaimed happily over the loud applause, stumbling a bit in her tall, green sparkly high heels, once they were backstage.
“I know,” Mr. Mystery smiled at her. He was always quite confident in himself. “Let’s head out.” The magical duo packed their things, and headed for their tour bus, due to it getting late and dark out, so they can be driven to the hotel they stayed in the night before. They slept in their performance clothes.
The next day, after an early show, Venus sat alone backstage, waiting for the next show. It wo
VicMonaous: Cell BlockCell Block
The teens plus Rafiki were in the Black Box Theater, where Bobby, Roxanne and Shenzi were rehearsing a play.
“Well, you better look again,” Bobby said, reading off of the script.
“Because there’s been a murder,” Roxanne informed, reading off of the script as well.
Shenzi gasped. “Murder? Where?”
“Right here,” Roxanne pointed to the floor.
“On this underwater submarine,” Bobby informed as Wiggins turned on an underwater sound effect.
“I better wake up the President,” Shenzi thought aloud as she ran over to an emergency phone, and broke the glass covering it, giggling at the noise, before she picked up the phone. “Give me the White House,” She said seriously before giggling again. In the audience, Mona and P.J. were paying attention to their Pearphones instead of the play.
“Oh my God, that’s insane!” Mona exclaimed.
Rafiki turned over to them. “Excuse me?”
VicMonaous: The Breakfast BunchThe Breakfast Bunch
“Well, this is a great way to spend a Saturday,” PJ said sarcastically.
“I have never had detention before,” Mona said.
“I’m kind of nervous,” Bobby piped up.
“If you haven’t made us late to class, we wouldn’t be here,” Roxanne said bluntly, slightly glaring.
“I was choking on a pretzel!” Bobby exclaimed.
“Why do you always have to be choking on something?” PJ questioned.
“Ah, give him a break,” Max defended.
“Yeah, it’s not Bobby’s fault he has a petite throat,” Mona said.
“It’s average!” Bobby retorted.
“Eh!” Bart grunted.
“Hey, who’s in charge of detention anyway?” Mona asked.
“Vice Principal-“ PJ started.
“Mazur.” Roxanne finished. Said man suddenly burst in.
”Morning, wazzbags!” He yelled. He pointed up the stairs. “Detention is that way! In the lib
Summary: After Shenzi turns 16, her father Friar Tuck reminisces about the times when she was only a baby.
Friar Tuck’s POV
I couldn’t believe it; just a month ago, my daughter Shenzi had turned 16 years old, and she was put into the girls’ basketball team at her school. She occasionally practices her skills with a basketball she received as a game prize from the yearly, local county fair with a basketball hoop out in our backyard.
She’s growing so fast, I can hardly keep up. She’s the spitting image of her biological mother, Maya. Except she inherited her eye colors from her biological father.
She was currently up in her bedroom, getting ready for her first day of school after summer break. It seemed like it was only yesterday when I carried her everywhere we went, even when she was able to walk by herself.
But now, she’s more independent, not to mention more social, and is actually dating one of her babyhood friends; Bobby Zimmeruski. Pl
Daddy!Levi x Mommy!Reader |Mom or Dad?| CrackficLevi was a very flexible man, who could deal with a variety of things. He could deal with titans, Mikasa's glaring, Eren's whining, his wife's moodiness when she was pregnant, and his obnoxious little baby girl's crying.
But there was one thing Levi could never get used to. That, would be his wife's need to win everything. Basically, you were a very competitive person, and boy did it show. You even found a way to be competitive when you were growing Levi's little brat inside of you, by saying you were going to give birth to a girl, after Levi dumbly said it might be a boy.
What a mistake that was.
Don't get him wrong, Levi definitely did love you and all, but a combination of you suddenly yelling at him for not agreeing and then crying, before ignoring him for the rest of the day (which didn't really work out that much since you needed his help waddling around, you were 8 months pregnant after all).
So Levi made it his top priority to not ever trigger your annoying competitiveness. But
Yes, I'm Haru || 50% OFF!Haru x Reader [1/10]
1. Inner conflict
For over 20 minutes now Haruka was simply standing beside you while he was spacing out, watching how you sat there on the couch with your lips moving with every single syllable you pronounced as you were reading a book by the way.
'Geez, when will [Name] finally stop talking. Right, Haru?', one of the many Haru's in the boys mind spoke with a slight hint of annoyance wavering in his voice.
'Be quiet, Haru. [Name]'s pretty cool', another one replied this time with a more monotone tone.
'Shut up, Haru! No one asked after your opinion!', the Haru from before barked loudly in return.
'You actually just did. You said, I quote: 'Right, Haru?' Well, I am Haru', the calmer one spoke, riling up the more aggressive one without his knowing.
'Guys, let's all calm down, okay? The main Haru likes [Name] very much, so you shouldn't complain', a more motherly one spoke up and tried to end the small, onesided fight, which obviously wouldn't e
Happiness [Puppy!Eren x Reader] [AU] Drabble
“Eren! Wait! Get back here!”
The friction beneath your feat gave way as you chased after the little ball of energy dragging your textbook by his teeth. Growls vibrated in his chest as he bounced all along the way.
What a way to spend your Friday; trying to wrap up your homework for the weekend, then chasing after your new puppy threatening to shred your book to pieces. You had not owned him for very long. Your college life left you rather lonesome, spending so many quiet nights in your apartment, reading and studying. That was when, one fateful shopping day, you came across this little fella. Immediately, you fell in love with him. To begin with, he was adorable. His fur was a velvety brown, and his green eyes twinkled with a youthful liveliness. In the midst of his tumbling and wrestling, he caught your line of sight. Making a b-line for the window, he placed his little paws against the window, gazing into your eyes, panting and wagging his tail. He paid anyone else no hee
I Hate Magnets - Bucky x Reader
“If I could just reach for it…”
You stood on your tippy toes with a hand outstretched. Just an inch out of your reach was a Twinkie- on the top shelf of the cabinet.
“Just one more inch!” You bit your tongue. One more inch before you could taste sweet heaven.
Your fingers successfully touched it. “Yes!” Now all you had to do was grab it.
Astonishment riddled your features.
Looking in the direction where the Twinkie was taken you saw Bucky happily munching on it. He took a liking to these little cakes after Steve successfully persuaded him to move into Stark’s Tower with him and you.
Unfortunately like Thor, he too started munching away on your not-so-secret Twinkie stash.
Bucky leaned on the kitchen counter smirking.
“Bucky… that was my Twinkie” You said.
He chewed and swallowed before replying, “It doesn’t have your name on it”
Incredulous, you replied, “That was the l
Stolen Kiss (Levi x Reader)
You have always been in love with Levi. Yes, the very serious, clean-freak, short stack corporal. Many have asked as to why you have fallen in love for someone like him, he doesn't seem like the person who's interested in love. He's always serious and his stoic expression is indeed intimidating. So why?
It was a peaceful day-off at the Survey Corps HQ. Everyone is in their bunks taking their time to rest; the scent of summer air and the sound of the cicadas making them at ease and relaxed. However, you being the alert and active one who's always bursting with energy, doesn't want to just lay down and rest all day. You've decided to explore and tour around the HQ with eyes glinting with excitement and joy. You've always been the adventurous one.
You were walking and walking for hours until you stumbled across Corporal Levi's office. A mischievous grin came across your face as you thought of sneaking in and disturbing the raven-haired man. You turned the knob
Zelda's Childhood (TonyxReader) One-ShotThere was a rapid knock on the door, making you groan as you took another bite of your cheesecake slice. Tony had set his small, robotic toy that he was currently making aside, glasses on the brim of his nose. He gave you a look.
“You’re not gonna get that, are you?”
“I got it last time,” you shrugged.
“No, I did,” he sighed, getting up. “And the last time...and the last time. I pretty much always answer the door.”
“Love you~” you grinned, blowing him a kiss.
He rolled his eyes and opened the door, the frown on his face disappearing and being replaced with a huge smile. Today yours and his daughter decided to visit you both. She stood there, wearing her favorite purple jumper with black converse with a smile that was very similar to Tony’s.
“Zelda!” Tony grinned, throwing his arms around her in a tight hug.
“Is that Zelda?” you asked, leaning against the kitchen door frame
Drunk!JapanXReader-Go to Sleep!
Sighing, you closed the book you were reading and set it on the coffee table. You desperately wanted to keep reading, because the book had sincerely peaked your interest, but seeing as it was midnight and you had work in the morning, you decided that probably wouldn't be the best idea. Oh, why couldn't there be more hours in the day?
You started walking towards your bedroom, going to go get ready for bed, when you suddenly heard a knock at the door. "Who the heck could that be?" You wondered aloud, walking back down the hall and to the door.
You opened the door to reveal quite the scene. Three of your friends, Francis, Antonio, and Gilbert were standing on your porch. Francis and Toni were standing in the back, and Francis was obviously very drunk. Antonio seemed to be trying to keep him still. Gilbert was in front of them, and held a heap of something-or rather, someone- in his arms.
"Toni? Francis? Gilbert? What are all doi
Prussia x Grumpy!Punk!Reader [Back Off] "Mon ami, you really believe you can get any girl?
Prussia laughed loudly. "Of course I can! I am awesome, after all! More awesome than anyone! No girl could resist me!" He boasted. France rolled his eyes and Spain grinned.
"Well then, mi amigo, I challenge you to a dare." The Spaniard smirked at the white haired male.
Prussia grinned back. "The awesome me accepts your challenge."
Spain placed his hands on his hips. "(Name) (Last Name)."
Prussia snorted. "What about that punk?"
"Get her to go out with you." Spain grinned as Prussia's grin wavered the tiniest bit.
"But, Toni, the awesome me doesn't want to go out with that grump! She's a punk!" He tried to back out using an excuse that wouldn't lower his ego.
"You don't have to date her. Just get her to say yes
Canada x Reader x 2p!Canada ~ Maple "WHERE IS IT!!!!!!!!!!" I ran the stairs and almost fell on my ass to find Matt and Matthew on the floor weeping. "WHAT HAPPEN?!" I sit next to them on the floor. "ITS GONE WE DON'T KNOW WHERE IT WENT?!" they said in synch. "You don't know where what went?!" I looked around frantically. "THE MAPLE!!!!!" I stared at the two dumbfounded. Slowly standing I walked into my room and locked the door behind me.
(2p!Canada in nothing but a black apron walking across the screen time skip)
(Matt and Matthew's POV)
"(y/n) if you don't open this door right now we'll break it down!" No response. We broke the door down to find (y/n) sprawled across her floor covered in the golden goodness, maple bottles scattered around the room, and next to her a note. We picked it up and it read...
Dear Matt and Matthew,
If your reading this it means that you found out that I took all the maple and ate it all. Please don't kill me when I wake up!
Shenzi's TormentShenzi sighed loudly. 'Sheesh, I'm so bored!' She thought. 'Maybe I'll have some fun with one of the others. But how?' She decided to ask Banzai, as he always had fun with the others in special ways. After a minute, she found him in the Pride Rock cave. "Hey Banzai?" She said. "Yeah, Shenzi?" "How do you have fun in your special ways with others?" Banzai smirked. "I'll show you!" He said as he grabbed her wrist and put her up against the wall with her backside almost off the ground and her arms raised above her head. Then he jabbed curved bones into the wall on her wrists and in the ground on her ankles.
"Banzai! What're you doing?!" She shouted. "I'm showing you how to have fun with others!" said Banzai as he started stroking her side with one of his claws. Shenzi tried to hold in her laughter, but she was having a hard time, because she's very ticklish. "Stop that!" She whimpered, but Banzai didn't listen. So he started tickling her other side with his other claw and not laughing got
IronmanHear me read it
My friends used to call William "Ironman" because the first time we kissed he got a nosebleed and the taste of his blood haunted me for a long time after it. We'd only been twelve years old and apparently the anxiety spiked his blood pressure to the point of combustion... I remember that when we were forced to take sex ed a few years later we were divided into separate classes for boys and girls, in case a diagram of an ovary was too risqué and we became animalistic and started clawing at each other in our seats, but nonetheless when our teacher Ms Jacobs had explained to us what an erection was in my mind all I could picture was the blood rushing to his nose and then the slash of cranberry across my blouse.
With the idea planted in his mind it didn't take long for William's hands to start wandering, but the image persisted. Every time I thought about just letting it happen I wondered what would happen if he got too excite
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