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VicMonaous: Cell BlockCell Block
The teens plus Rafiki were in the Black Box Theater, where Bobby, Roxanne and Shenzi were rehearsing a play.
“Well, you better look again,” Bobby said, reading off of the script.
“Because there’s been a murder,” Roxanne informed, reading off of the script as well.
Shenzi gasped. “Murder? Where?”
“Right here,” Roxanne pointed to the floor.
“On this underwater submarine,” Bobby informed as Wiggins turned on an underwater sound effect.
“I better wake up the President,” Shenzi thought aloud as she ran over to an emergency phone, and broke the glass covering it, giggling at the noise, before she picked up the phone. “Give me the White House,” She said seriously before giggling again. In the audience, Mona and P.J. were paying attention to their Pearphones instead of the play.
“Oh my God, that’s insane!” Mona exclaimed.
Rafiki turned over to them. “Excuse me?”
VicMonaous: The Breakfast BunchThe Breakfast Bunch
“Well, this is a great way to spend a Saturday,” PJ said sarcastically.
“I have never had detention before,” Mona said.
“I’m kind of nervous,” Bobby piped up.
“If you haven’t made us late to class, we wouldn’t be here,” Roxanne said bluntly, slightly glaring.
“I was choking on a pretzel!” Bobby exclaimed.
“Why do you always have to be choking on something?” PJ questioned.
“Ah, give him a break,” Max defended.
“Yeah, it’s not Bobby’s fault he has a petite throat,” Mona said.
“It’s average!” Bobby retorted.
“Eh!” Bart grunted.
“Hey, who’s in charge of detention anyway?” Mona asked.
“Vice Principal-“ PJ started.
“Mazur.” Roxanne finished. Said man suddenly burst in.
”Morning, wazzbags!” He yelled. He pointed up the stairs. “Detention is that way! In the lib
Summary: After Shenzi turns 16, her father Friar Tuck reminisces about the times when she was only a baby.
Friar Tuck’s POV
I couldn’t believe it; just a month ago, my daughter Shenzi had turned 16 years old, and she was put into the girls’ basketball team at her school. She occasionally practices her skills with a basketball she received as a game prize from the yearly, local county fair with a basketball hoop out in our backyard.
She’s growing so fast, I can hardly keep up. She’s the spitting image of her biological mother, Maya. Except she inherited her eye colors from her biological father.
She was currently up in her bedroom, getting ready for her first day of school after summer break. It seemed like it was only yesterday when I carried her everywhere we went, even when she was able to walk by herself.
But now, she’s more independent, not to mention more social, and is actually dating one of her babyhood friends; Bobby Zimmeruski. Pl
DarkLove: DarkLove BeginsDarkLove Begins
During the day when the sun was still up, Pitch Black flew away from a construction site where one of the workers slept on the job; the Nightmare King decided to punish him his way. After his job was done, he flew around in the sky, looking for another victim.
Before he found anyone to torment, he skidded to a stop. He widened his eyes when he saw a girl on the sidewalk by herself.
He could’ve sworn that he was looking at an angel; seriously, she had black wings. She had long black hair that really contrasted with her white skin. She had pink streaks in her hair as well, with a light pink lace bow on her bangs’ hairline, topping her forehead. She had long pointy ears that had black pearl earrings in. She had a little round, black nose.
Her fluffy skirt’s color and the light cardigan’s color matched her bow; they were a light pink. A tank top she had on was the same color. It was underneath a black, cap-sleeved shirt that had slits in the sleeves
Father's DayRugrats Parody (Original Story)
Today was a day little, 2-year-old Shenzi Tuck had grown to love: Father’s Day. Last year, when she was 1, she made a picture with macaroni and a paper plate. She was laying in her bed already dressed for the day, feeling lazy. She knew her dad would come get her eventually.
She was wearing a black “Daddy’s Little Rock Star” T-shirt for that day, a Lil’ Bats black and white tutu, a white bow with skulls in her long hair, her favorite black and white ruffle socks, and black sneakers. After a few seconds, as she predicted, her daddy Friar Tuck came in and saw her laying in her bed.
“You plan on getting up anytime soon, girlie?” He smirked at her. Shenzi smiled and shook her head. “Oh really? Well, I think a certain someone will change your mind.” Shenzi widened her eyes and quickly stood on the floor, smoothing out her skirt and smiling innocently.
In her 2 years of living, she learne
*PARODY* Rugrats in Paris EpilogueRugrats in Paris
Some time later, Friar Tuck and Felicia had their wedding back home in the US.
“And now the bride and groom will cut the cake,” Goofy announced.
“Now be careful, Felicia, the knife is very sharp,” Friar Tuck warned his new wife as they cut the cake.
“Wasn’t the wedding beautiful?” Gigi asked Kellie.
“I’m just glad I didn’t have to return the toaster oven this time,” Kellie said. Meanwhile, the toddlers were doing another Godfather parody, but Shenzi was the bobfather this time. She was in a black sleeveless kimono dress with red cherries all over and red pipelines.
“Let me put it to you this way, bobfather,” Santana glared, “We’ve been back home for a bunch of yesterdays and you still haven’t delivered the goods. You got your mommy wish, so what do I get, snotfather?”
“Santana!” Frankie exclaimed, “You show her no respect! You can’t tal
*PARODY* Rugrats in Paris Chapter 9Rugrats in Paris
The toddlers continued their way to Notre Dame.
“Come on, give it some gas,” Roxy said, but Matt passed gas.
“Ewe, Matt!” Shenzi groaned. “No offense, but could somebody maybe open a window?” She put her hand over her little nose.
“Okay,” Roxy opened the door to the mouth, where Santana and Frankie were at, “Hello guys.” Frankie climbed up the ladder to where the others were.
“’Bout time you tinkle heads came to the rescue,” Santana glared as she started to climb up.
“Tag, you’re it!” Jean-Claude grabbed Reptar by the tail, making Santana fall of the ladder and grab one of its teeth, and started spinning it around. “Babies go round and round, I’ll launch them from the ground. They will go flying now, their mommies have a cow…” Reptar’s tail come loose, and it flew away into the Eiffel Tower. Bobby accidentally pressed a button,
*PARODY* Rugrats in Paris Chapter 8Rugrats in Paris
The toddlers plus Matt and Santana were sitting in the garage with the robots, while Jean-Claude read a newspaper, not watching them.
“I’m sorry, guys,” Shenzi said, “If I didn’t want a princess mommy so bad, we wouldn’t be in this terrible place.”
“It’s not so terrible,” Maxie smiled, trying to cheer her up, “I mean, at least we gots Reptar to keep us company,” He referred to the robot in front of them.
“Well, I decided I don’t want a princess mommy no more,” Shenzi shook her head, “I don’t need the magic and sparkly dust. Alls I want is a real mommy like you guys gots. I want a mommy who smiles and talks nice to me, and tucks me in at night, and tells me stories… and… who loves me,” She whimpered before she started to cry. A guilty Santana sat next to her and tried to comfort her.
“Oh, come on, Tuck. Don’t cry.
*PARODY* Rugrats in Paris Chapter 7Rugrats in Paris
The gang were in the theater, watching the show. The toddlers gasped when “lightning” flashed, and an operatic howl from a woman was heard.
“Oh, the princess!”
“She’s beautiful!” Matt moved his rattle away from his face. Bobby ate cookies and Roxy sipped her drink, while Maxie smiled at Shenzi.
“Reptar, he’s no ordinary monster,” The princess sang,
“He’s a lizard, with a heart of gold.
Don’t believe the lies you’ve been told;
He’s a fire-breathing child to me.
I see sweetness when I look
Into those large yellow eyes.
He’s got a sensitive stare.
One that can hypnotize.” Shenzi smiled wider.
“He maybe rough on the outside, but inside,”
“I hate when they sing,” Bobby said, glaring in annoyance.
“He’s a lost child.
He’s the kindest monster I ever met”
“See how nice his head stays on
Chains: Part 38.5 (Extra Chapter) Another night, another victim.
Jeff the Killer felt IMMENSELY satisfied with himself for yet another successful night. He’d targeted a single bitch, and killed her in one fell swoop. He chuckled to himself as he pressed his body against a tree, peering out as he watched police cruisers race down the street.
“Good night?” a voice asked beside him.
“Yeah, managed to kill—” Suddenly he stopped and whirled around, knife at the ready, but found his arms quickly blocked and raised above his head. Inches from his face was a blue mask, black tears painted dripping from the eyeholes.
“Bad reaction time,” his assailant commented, and Jeff’s scowl faded as he recognized the man.
“Eej!” he said, his perpetual grin widening as he gave an actual smile. “Lon
Give Love - (Levi x Reader) [Drabble]
( X )
"Oi, that's why i told you to freaking close your window. If you had any damn sense you wouldn't do that when it's snowing."
“But Leviii,” you whine as another sneeze racks your body, “you know how much I love the snow, plus this is the first snow of the year…” You grab another tissue and lazily clear your nose, chuckling at the revulsion apparent on Levi’s features.
“So are you.”
The important thing is the heart
I’m not liking you just for your face
He grunts, mumbling something along the lines of “you little shit so ungrateful” and finally pulls out objects from the large duffel bag he lugged behind him. To be honest you were slightly hoping it was everything that could
JeanxReader - The Power of Suggestion [AU]
Jean and _____ were seated on the couch in the latter’s living room, sharing a basket of assorted candy and watching TV. After finishing a small Hershey’s bar, _____ dove her hand into the basket for more sweets. She looked down as her fingers grazed a certain type of candy she hadn’t had in ages. She immediately picked it out and tore off the wrapping.
Jean glanced at the candy in his girlfriend’s hand, swallowing a bite of his Snickers bar. Having never seen one like it before, he asked, “What’s that?”
“A Push Pop,” she replied before opening the cap, sending the blue hard candy upward from its plastic shell. “I used to eat these all the time when I was a kid. I can hardly find them nowadays.”
Jean seemed a bit apathetic toward the candy—until _____ slid the sucker-like sweet into her mouth. His eyes widened as she sucked on the long slender candy, her tongue curling around it, her lips engulfing it. She eventual
Idiots Find DA1. Soulsilver
For some unknown reason, Gold just wouldn't shut up about this site he had found, and had insisted Silver to get on it and look up the keyword 'Soulsilvershipping'.
"Silver, do you have my laptop up there?!"
Silver sighed, typing in the long name, ignoring the pig-tail's call.
...However, the moment images and drawings pulled up, his metallic eyes widened to the size of plates.
And the very first drawing his eyes focused on...
... a very detailed illustration of his and Kotone's little 'incident' in the Radio Tower.
His face flushed to the very color of his scarlet hair, his gaze frozen on the smutty drawing.
"There you are!" Kotone stormed into the room, only for Silver to slam her pink laptop shut.
"What?!? I wan't doing anything!!"
"This is very interesting..."
The greenette skimmed through the short one-shot dedicated to he and Mei, his lips curling up to a respectable smile.
"Ohohoho..." he chuckled out loud, inching clo
Truth or dare (Levi x Reader)~Your POV~
You just made the biggest mistake in your life. Well for one, you agreed to play truth or dare. Two, you picked dare. Three, you picked a dare from Jean.
Everyone was staring at you with anticipation. A nervous sweat had rolled down your forehead from not knowing which answer you should pick, but you knew that nether of them would be a good choice.
"So what will it be, [Y/n]. Truth or dare?"Jean spoke snapping you out of your thoughts.
"I-I um...dare?"you replied but shortly regretted it after Jean had a huge grin on his face.
"I dare you, to steal the Corporals clothes while he is taking his next shower," smirked Jean
"WHAT?! ARE YOU TRYING TO GET ME KILLED!?" you yelled at him. Jean leaned over to your ear.
"if you don't do it, I will tell everyone about your little crush on the Corporal," he whispered so no one else in the room could hear
"H-how did you know that?" you asked with confusion written all over
Drunk!2p!America x Chubby!Reader ~Body Party~You knew you shouldn't.. But you did..
He trusted you the most and yet you did this to him...
God what have you done...
But it was too damn funny to not do what you did...
You can only imagine what his reaction will be the next morning..
~At the 2p!house~
"I *hiccup* fucking love you (Y/n) lil mama~" Allen said taking another swig of his beer. Mattheiu called you to come over to come and comfort Allen while he was out doing his rounds in town. You only agreed because of your huge crush on the rebellious American and knew that something hilarious might happen.
So here you are now... Sitting in the kitchen with a drunk American, with a videotape camera. "Oh? And why do you love me Allen?" You said with a raised eyebrow and a smile on your chubby face, "B-Because look at you...*hiccup* Your fucking sexy that it makes me, horny~" He slurred.
You blushed madly and tried to not bust out laughing, "Is there more to that?" You asked smugly and waited for him go on with the pr
HES: Kitty Conundrum (Levi Path)Hange’s Experiments Series: Kitty Conundrum – Levi Path
Warning: Swear words present, possible OOC-ness of canon characters, 4th wall breaking and possible mindfuck
Your curious [e/c] eyes landed on the last cat in the lineup. It was a rather small-sized Siamese but its coloration happens to be the strangest you’ve ever seen on one. It’s mainly black but it had the Snowshoe trait and a white-tipped tail. Despite it looking away from you, you noticed that it has very sharp eyes.
“Err… Lieutenant? What’s with that one?” You pointed at said cat. Hange took notice of your curiosity at went on being his/her Hange-self. “Oh, this little guy?” He/she picked it up and practically swung it around as he/she spoke. “A fine choice you made there, [f/n]! You certainly have a very interesting taste! This fellow here happens to be my masterpiece of the day!” You just felt an abs
Avengers (and Loki) x Reader - Water Fight Ch1“Water Fight” – Avengers (and Loki) x Reader ~ Chapter 1
You were comfortably lying on the couch, attempting to keep cool in the ridiculous summer heat.
“TONY!!” you yelled, too exhausted to even move from the couch. A disgruntled Tony called back but between the thick walls of the tower and your own physically drained state, you were unable to completely understand his whining. You groaned softly, opting to roll from the cushioned couch onto the cool, tiled floor. The continuous beeping of the alarm of the fridge suddenly reached your ears. “Thor stay out of the fridge!” you called, rolling from your stomach to your back. Damn, there weren’t enough cool tiles in all of Stark Tower to keep you cool at this rate.
“But Lady (Name) –” he started.
“No ‘buts’ Thor! Everything in there will go off if you just stand in front of it with the door open!” Thor let an exasperated sigh escape
I'm Fine (LokixPMSing!Reader)‘(Name), is something the matter?’ Loki asked, wincing at the sight of you groaning as you clutched your stomach.
‘No, Loki. I am absolutely fine. Trust me,’ you moaned as you held your belly. It felt like intestines were constantly being flipped inside out and back again, like someone had reached inside your body, and grabbed your stomach before twisting it beyond its limit. Yes, you were on your period, and you’d had it – despite the fact that it was day one.
‘I think we should take you to a doctor,’ your boyfriend insisted, concerned by your condition.
‘Loki, I told you. I. Am. F-‘
‘No, (Name). You are not fine.’
‘I am though, Loki!’
‘No. Tomorrow, you are seeing the doctor about this.’
You sighed. There was no arguing with Loki.
You and Loki were walking hand in hand, him mainly – you were digging your heels into the floor and trying to be as heavy as possible.
Shenzi's TormentShenzi sighed loudly. 'Sheesh, I'm so bored!' She thought. 'Maybe I'll have some fun with one of the others. But how?' She decided to ask Banzai, as he always had fun with the others in special ways. After a minute, she found him in the Pride Rock cave. "Hey Banzai?" She said. "Yeah, Shenzi?" "How do you have fun in your special ways with others?" Banzai smirked. "I'll show you!" He said as he grabbed her wrist and put her up against the wall with her backside almost off the ground and her arms raised above her head. Then he jabbed curved bones into the wall on her wrists and in the ground on her ankles.
"Banzai! What're you doing?!" She shouted. "I'm showing you how to have fun with others!" said Banzai as he started stroking her side with one of his claws. Shenzi tried to hold in her laughter, but she was having a hard time, because she's very ticklish. "Stop that!" She whimpered, but Banzai didn't listen. So he started tickling her other side with his other claw and not laughing got
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