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An Epic Life 10. Mannus: SacrificeSacrifice
Summary: When Mandrake was about to get hit by that blast from the pod, Venus shoved him out of the way and was hit herself.
Me and Venus jumped off our grackle and into Moonhaven, where my going-to-be-Dark Prince was. At the corner of my eye, I saw Venus following me, so I stopped her.
“You stay here. It might get dangerous,” I told her as I led her back to the grackle with my hands on her shoulders.
“But-” She started, laying her hands on my wrists before I interrupted her.
“I’m not going to let you get hurt,” I said firmly as I cupped her cheeks and kissed her forehead, “I’ll handle the pod.” Even though she isn't my girlfriend (I wish she was, though), she’s still a close friend, and I care about her a lot. I didn't want her to get hurt.
But little did I know, was that she was going to get hurt. Intentionally.
Without another word, I turned away and went for the
Mandrake and Dagda's Fun with VenusMandrake and Dagda’s Fun with Venus
Summary: Mandrake and Dagda gang up on Venus when Dagda finds out that the poor girl is very ticklish.
Mandrake, Venus, and Dagda were lounging around together in their PJs in the living room.
Venus was clad in a black cami tank that said “Stay Up All Night” in white letters on the bust that showed a small bit of skin on her flat, white tummy, with black matching shorts that said “Sleep All Day” in white letters on the back, with black lacey socks with white trim on the lace, and black spike barbells in her pointy ears.
Mandrake wore a black wife beater tank top, black plaid boxer shorts, and black and grey runner socks.
Dagda was in a white t-shirt that said “I solemnly swear that I am up to no GOOD” in black letters, with black plaid pajama pants, and white running socks.
“You guys make a great couple,” Dagda smiled at his father and his father’s girlfriend.
“Thanks,” Venus s
My Dan Schneider Shows Parodies Casts ListVicMonaous
Main Fandom: Disney
Tori Vega: Mona Harrison (Mickey's Twice Upon a Christmas)
Trina Vega: Mary Harrison (OC just for this parody)
Andre Harris: PJ (A Goofy Movie)
Cat Valentine: Shenzi Tuck (OC)
Beck Oliver: Max Goof (A Goofy Movie)
Robbie Shapiro: Bobby Zimmeruski (A Goofy Movie)
Jade West: Roxanne Martin (A Goofy Movie)
Sinjin Van Cleef: Milo Thatch (Atlantis)
Burf: Wiggins (Pocahontas)
Erwin Sikowitz: Rafiki (The Lion King)
Lane Alexander: Delbert Doppler (Treasure Planet)
Festus: Naveen (The Princess & the Frog)
Rex: Bart (OC just for this parody)
Main Fandom: Epic
Carly Shay: M.K. (Epic)
Sam Puckett: Venus (OC)
Freddie Benson: Mandrake (Epic)
Spencer Shay: Bomba (Epic)
Gibby Gibson: Dagda (Epic)
Mrs. Benson: Azalea (Friend’s OC)
T-Bo: Finn (Epic)
Shenzi & Venus:
An Epic Life 6. Identical Dreams(Warning *Spoiler alert*: This one contains tickle torture. Read with caution. :3)
*'Where am I?' I thought as I furrowed my eyebrows and looked around the room. It was weird; the first minute I'm sleeping in my fiancé Mandrake's arms, and the next I'm here in this empty room.
I looked down in curiosity to see what the floor looked like, and I noticed something different on me.
Instead of the pajamas and tall socks I had on earlier, I was in a soft black/white giraffe spot cami tank that showed a lot of white skin on my stomach, including a bit of my bellybutton, and a pair of black leather shorts. Plus I was barefoot. I recognized it as the outfit I wore when there was a heat wave at M.K.'s house, except I wasn't wearing any black Converse sneakers, or the emerald engagement ring Mandrake gave me when he proposed.
'But why am I wearing this now?' I thought as I looked around some more. I was snapped out of my thoughts when I saw a small door ope
After Today Parody
"They've been laughin' since I can remember." Shenzi started to sing as she walked down the sidewalk from her house, angry from being laughed at for getting kissed on the cheek by her father. "But they're not gonna laugh anymore." She prepared jump over the short gate, after noticing it was locked. "No more "Shenzi the Freak," She jumped over the gate, and went down the sidewalk, unaware that two kids were playing with marbles ahead of her. "No more "Witch of the Week," like before!" She started to slip on the marbles, and waved her arms around to keep her balance.
"No more algebra tests 'til September!" A boy sang while ripping a test in pieces. Shenzi bumped into him after slipping, and accidentally wrapped her arms around his neck like she was flirting with him.
"No more lookin' at losers like her!" The boy's girlfriend sang as she pulled Shenzi off her boyfriend, and pushed her away.
"No more havin' to cheat!" A bully boy said.
Shenzi's Punishment"Want to do a dare?" Banzai asked his leader Shenzi. "Pbthh! Bring it on! I can do it!" She assured. Banzai leaned towards her and whispered the dare in her ear. "What?!" said Shenzi. "I mean, I can do that!" She corrected herself. "Then, go ahead!" said Banzai. "Wait!" said Shenzi. "What?" said Banzai. "Can I sing?" said Shenzi. Rolling his eyes, Banzai said yes. "Yay!" said Shenzi. "Now I can wear this that I found in the desert!" She held up a pink t-Shirt that she had found in the desert earlier that day. "Good luck!" he said as she marched off to where Scar was.
When she got there, she pretended she was rehearsing for a play. "Hey Scar, could you help me rehearse my lines for something?" "I guess so." said Scar. Then Shenzi started expressing her 'love' for Mufasa through singing and chanting. When she finished, Scar didn't look so amused. "Oh boy, she's going to get it now!" A nervous Zazu said to himself. Scar leaned real close to Shenzi's face, making her nervous. "You know wha
TTCA Prologue"Ooh ooh! Here's a song I learned from a friend!" Shenzi said. Scar had wanted her to sing for him. Zazu looked interested.
"In the jungle
The mighty jungle
The lion sleeps tonight," She sang.
"In the jungle
The mighty jungle
"The lion sleeps..." Shenzi trailed off when she couldn't hear Scar singing. "I can't hear you, Scar, back me up! A-WEEEE-ee-EE-ee!" Shenzi sang as Scar put his paws on his temples. "Ba-Pum-ba-bum-ba-way," Shenzi sang as she saw if Scar liked it, but he didn't, as he didn't say anything.
"Don't like that?" said Shenzi. "How about this?" Then she started singing, "Under the sea! Under sea! When the sardine play the beguine, its music to me!" After hearing Scar moaning, Shenzi noted that he didn't enjoy it.
Then she started acting serious, so Scar thought she was done. But she wasn't finished yet. "Let's get down to business!" She sang as Scar rolled his eyes. "To defeat, the Huns! Did they send me daughters, when I asked, for sons?
From the 1st movie
(1): Shenzi: Make mine a... what? Make mine a what? *Bursts out laughing* I'm sorry, I forgot!
(2): Scar: WHAT DID YOU SAY?! Banzai: I said Mufa *Gets elbowed by Shenzi* Oof! I said Quebacobisko! *He and Shenzi start laughing* I'm sorry! I forgot what I had to say!
(3): Banzai: I said Mufa *Gets elbowed again* Oof! I said... I don't know. Ptbhahahahaha! Shenzi: You're supposed to say Quebackabisty! *She bursts out laughing*
(4): Ed: I'm sorry, I feel so stupid laughing at nothing! *He and the other two start laughing* Shenzi: So that's what his voice sounds like! *They start laughing harder*
(5): Banzai: We can have whatever's... I don't know, what, line to say! *The others start laughing*
(6): Shenzi: There he is! Let's go! *Banzai starts snickering* Banzai: I'm sorry, it was her face! *Starts laughing harder*
(7): Scar: Pay attention! *Smacks Ed's bone away and fro
Taking AdvantageTaking Advantage
"Man, I'm so hungry!" said Banzai. "I feel like I got a hole in my stomach!" Sick of his complaining, Shenzi said "Funny, ya look like you got a hole in your head!" She and Ed started laughing at that. Furious, Banzai picked up a big stick, and was about to hit Shenzi with it, but she ducked down in time, so Ed was hit. Angry, Ed snatched the stick away and was about to hit Banzai, but Shenzi found a tin can and gave it to Ed. Then she took the stick and hit Banzai's head really hard with it. "Just stop complaining, Banzai. Me and Ed are hungry too."
Then she spotted a monkey in a tree. "But we won't be for long!" "Why not?" said Banzai. Shenzi pointed behind Banzai, so he saw the monkey. "That'll make a tasty morsel!" he said. Ed just laughed. "I'll get him for us!" said Shenzi. She ran up to the tree, jumped up and grabbed one of the strong branches. "Hey Banzai, can you help me get up?" said Shenzi, unable to hoist herself up. Banzai got an evil smile on his face an
Knock 'Em Out (TonyxReader) One-ShotIt was another one of those nights where you went out to the bar to see if you could meet someone. These past few weeks you’ve been having nothing but one night stands that turned into nothing. Sure going to a bar wasn’t a place to find love but you were out of options at this point. Plus work didn’t exactly give you a lot of time to go out to a real location to find someone. That and dating sites creeped you out.
Sighing to yourself, you brought your drink to your lips. Looks like you would be going home alone again tonight. Everyone here was either too creepy or too old for you. You didn’t want to feel like you were dating your grandfather of course.
Alright, so this is a song about anyone
It could be anyone, you're just doing your own thing
And someone comes out the blue
A man wearing cheap cologne approached you. You didn’t want to turn him down so easily but the look that he had in his eyes made you think that he was going to eat
Levi x Reader |Shipping|"Hey guys. I was wondering, who do you ship (Name) with?" Sasha asks all of the sudden, causing people from around the table to pause. Even Levi took interest to the conversation about to occur, wanting to note things said girl was into.
"I ship her with Armin." Christa piped up, which made Armin blush. Jean snorted out of amusement at this answer as he takes a bite of his potato, causing everyone to know why.
"She needs a real man. I ship her with moi." Eren groans, as Jean appears to have a smug look on his face. Levi narrows his eyes at him, remembering to remove you from all the chores that you both share. Jean looks over at Eren, annoyed.
"Well then who do you ship her with titan breath?" Jean says, making Eren glare at him.
"I ship her with Mikasa. They're always talking about stuff whenever I see them together." Eren says, which makes Mikasa's eyes widen at him. She elbows him, giving a disapproving glare. Eren mutters an ouch.
"I think (Name) and Co-" Armin wa
Frozen Medley (Bad Touch Trio x Reader)
Author's Note: As the title says, it's full of Frozen references. Don't like it? Click Here and a stupid intro that's all. //sulk
It was just a boring day at her house, (Name) plopped down on the couch. Sighing, she looked around. Bored members of the group 'Bad Touch Trio' sat around her. They were all as bored as (Name), if not more so. They had tried everything, playing video games, movies and so on the list.
A light bulb suddenly popped above her head, "Guys..."
The trio looked at her and said "What?" in three different languages.
"I have an idea, let's make Frozen Medley!" She beamed.
"Let's start with..." she pondered, "You!"
(Name) pulled Gilbert to the center of the living room. "Then..." She grabbed Francis hand and also pulled him to the center. She braided his hair and twisted into a bun. "(Name), what are you doing?" Francis asked, but (Name) just shoved it off.
"There!" (Name) said after finishing her work. "
Not Dead (Gabrielxreader)“(y/n) wait!” Sam yelled but you didn’t stop. You just kept running into the hotel forcing Sam and Dean to follow. You knew what that white flash of light meant but you didn’t want to believe it. There was a small part of your mind that kept trying to convince you that he was still alive and that light hadn’t come from him.
When you made it into the room any scrap of hope left you. Gabriel laid lifeless in the center of the room, the image of his wings burned into the floor. You walked over to sit beside him and brought his head onto your lap.
“Gabriel you idiot,” you whispered as you ran your hands through his hair. The shock wouldn’t let you cry or calm your shaking hands. All you could do was look down at your angel with a blank expression. Sam and Dean made their way towards you and kept trying to get you to talk to them but you couldn’t focus on what they were saying. Their words just echoed in your head not making any se
Deadpool X Male!Reader -1- ''Only For You Babe!''
(y/n) = Your name
(f/c) = Favorite color
(e/c) = Eye color
(h/c) = Hair color
You = 17 Years old
It was finally nighttime, ah silence.
Your wonderful family was insane and just had to be on the move every single day, whether it was formal events, or special ‘family planned vacations (that no one told you about). It was exhausting.
You ran and literally jumped into your plushy bed face first. You groaned and hugged your (f/c) blanket tight against your chest, breathing in the fresh scent of lilacs. Your (e/c) orbs fluttered shut, mind ready to fall into a sweet and calm slumber.
That’s when you heard it, your painfully annoying little sibling screaming at the top of her lungs.
“I DON’T WANT TO GO TO BEDDD!” Caitlyn screamed outside of your room. The little blonde hated to go to sleep, she was never really a fan of relaxing, the little twit was always energetic.
The complete opposite of you, and sometimes you wondered if she was even related to yo
Music Tastes (TonyxReader) One-Shot“You’re funny.”
“Oh and why’s that?” you raised an eyebrow at Tony.
“Because you honestly think I’m going to raise my child to listen to that racket you call music?”
“It’s not racket,” you said through gritted. “And hey, until this thing is out of me, it’s MY baby.”
You poked his chest with your index finger, eyes shooting daggers at him. As per usual, you and Tony were arguing about how you should raise the baby. You had agreed to the Iron Baby suit because, well, it was a freaking Iron Baby suit. No doubt that your child would look adorable in that. You had come to negotiate with him on whom the God Parents should be and it was decided that Bruce would be the godfather and Natasha would be the godmother. You both agreed that you wouldn’t leave your baby ever alone with your mother, for you knew how psychotic the woman could be. She had her good intentions but yo
Better Left Unanswered-Uncle!Spain x Child!ReaderYou were a six year old child, who wants to know everything, you know babies aren't really made from kisses like your Mum, Dad and Uncle Antonio told you. Today as Antonio had decided to host a BBQ, you were on mission to find out exactly how they were made. You had a list of people you could ask, the first being Lovino, even though he didn't really like how inquistive you were and was often angry, it didn't phase you. Not much really did, this worried your family.
You spotted Lovino having an argument with your uncle, which wasn't a rare event, it happened almost everytime they were around each other. You walked up to Lovino and tugged on his trouser leg, he looked down to see what it was and his eyes met yours. "What?" He spat at you. It seemed he was angry that you had interupted his rant.
"How do you make babies?" You asked boldly. Your uncle came rushing to your side, he looked panicked almost. Lovino was giving you a weird disapproving look as you wondered 'Was it something
The Michevious Duo (LokixPregnant!Reader) Oneshot*Note: This does not follow the events of the film exactly..*
All King Odin had to say was, "It's impossible." for you to take that as a challenge that must be accepted.
The dark dungeons of Asgard down below where the prisioners were kept were not exactly for the faint of heart.
Luckily for you, you weren't, and set to figure out a way to bypass the guards and intense security, in order to infiltrate, then escape out of, the jail.
All of this just to prove that theoretically, a prisioner could escape, if they managed to disintegrate their cell walls.
It took you two days of planning, but you had finally come up with a scheme, and two hours later, you were in.
...Now to get out.
You looked around cautiously, your back against a wall in an alley when suddenly, your heart directed your attention to the slender man sitting on his cot, looking straight at you with a smirk on his face!
Those mysterious blue-green eyes captured yours in that small pocket of time that seemed to go in slow mot
Deadpool X Male!Reader -2.5- ''TO THE KITCHEN!''
The mercenary climbed back into your room as you continued to type away at the keyboard, the clicking sounds of the keyboard drowning out other small noises, including footsteps.
Deadpool walked up, putting his face next to yours silently. "What'cha doin?" He purred.
"WHAT IS WITH YOU AND SNEAKING UP ON ME?" You growled and your eyes widened as his arms wrapped themselves around your neck and he rubbed his cheek against yours.
You were used to Kayden doing this and it didn't bother you, it felt like brother annoying brother actions to you, but with Deadpool, it seemed different.
You blushed thinking about it and flailed your arms. "Talking to Kay..you know, the one you don't like?" You said. True to were talking to Kayden via Skype, but not with microphone. He would surely recognize Deadpool's voice and freak out.
At this, his arms tightened slightly around your neck and you smirked. It was true? He didn't like Kayden? Or..was he jealous?
You shook this thought from your mind and conti
Shenzi's TormentShenzi sighed loudly. 'Sheesh, I'm so bored!' She thought. 'Maybe I'll have some fun with one of the others. But how?' She decided to ask Banzai, as he always had fun with the others in special ways. After a minute, she found him in the Pride Rock cave. "Hey Banzai?" She said. "Yeah, Shenzi?" "How do you have fun in your special ways with others?" Banzai smirked. "I'll show you!" He said as he grabbed her wrist and put her up against the wall with her backside almost off the ground and her arms raised above her head. Then he jabbed curved bones into the wall on her wrists and in the ground on her ankles.
"Banzai! What're you doing?!" She shouted. "I'm showing you how to have fun with others!" said Banzai as he started stroking her side with one of his claws. Shenzi tried to hold in her laughter, but she was having a hard time, because she's very ticklish. "Stop that!" She whimpered, but Banzai didn't listen. So he started tickling her other side with his other claw and not laughing got
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