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*PARODY* Rugrats in Paris Epilogue

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Rugrats in Paris

Epilogue

Some time later, Friar Tuck and Felicia had their wedding back home in the US.

“And now the bride and groom will cut the cake,” Goofy announced.

“Now be careful, Felicia, the knife is very sharp,” Friar Tuck warned his new wife as they cut the cake.

“Wasn’t the wedding beautiful?” Gigi asked Kellie.

“I’m just glad I didn’t have to return the toaster oven this time,” Kellie said. Meanwhile, the toddlers were doing another Godfather parody, but Shenzi was the bobfather this time. She was in a black sleeveless kimono dress with red cherries all over and red pipelines.

“Let me put it to you this way, bobfather,” Santana glared, “We’ve been back home for a bunch of yesterdays and you still haven’t delivered the goods. You got your mommy wish, so what do I get, snotfather?”

“Santana!” Frankie exclaimed, “You show her no respect! You can’t talk to her like…”

“Santana,” Shenzi interrupted calmly, “You come to me on the day of my daddy’s wedding, to ask me for Cynthia Chateau, and matching ponies, and uh, just a bunch of stuff I can’t never get you!” Then Pistol came in.

“There you are, you guys. Come on! The grownups are giving away all the cake!”

“Cake? Game over,” Santana said as she followed Pistol out. Shenzi put Kitty on a chair in the room.

“Kitty’s a really nice cat,” Frankie smiled as Shenzi adjusted the bow.

“Thanks,” Shenzi smiled, “My old mommy gived her to me.”

“Do you ever miss her?” The blonde asked.

“Sometimes,” The black-haired child shrugged, “But then I remember that she’s up there watching me from heaben. Hey, I guess I’m lucky; I gots two mommies to look after me now!” Then their parents came in.

“There’s my little girl,” Friar Tuck smiled as he ruffled her black hair. Then he bent down to their level. “Frankie, sweetheart, may I have this dance?” Frankie giggled before he picked her up and took her out of the room.

“Shenzi, would you like to dance with your new mommy?” Felicia asked the black-haired little girl as they followed them out. While the couple and their children were dancing, Santana was trying to get to the cake.

“Let me at that cake!” She exclaimed, trying to push past a fat woman. “Hey lady, ever hear of a thigh blaster?” Santana said in a smart tone before the woman walked away, “Cynthia, that frosting flower has our names bitten all over it!” She reached for it, but somebody already grabbed it; it was Maxie. “Who do you babies think you are?”

“Well, I’m Maxie,” He started, referring to himself, “And this is Roxy,” He referred to the red-haired little girl.

“And she calls us dumb,” Bobby said quietly to her.

“Give me that cake right now!” Santana demanded before Matt threw some cake at her face.

“Good throw, Matty!” Maxie praised.

“That’s it! Prepare to meet your caker!” Santana was about to throw a chunk of cake at Matt, but they heard Shenzi, who Santana accidentally hit.

“Hey guys, what’cha doing?” Shenzi greeted before she had cake splattered on her face. Then a food fight began.

“Hey Pistol!” Bobby attempted to hit Pistol with some cake, but she ducked down and hit Santana’s face instead.

“Cakey!” Roxy and Bobby tugged a plate with a piece back and forth until Roxy let go on purpose, making the cake splat on Bobby’s face as another piece landed on Matt’s head. Then a piece of cake was thrown at Gigi’s father’s head, making everyone gasp. Goofy Sr. snickered before he got cake in his face.

Then some cake fell on Friar Tuck and Felicia’s heads and faces, and they both laughed. Roxy threw some for Spike and Fifi to catch and eat.

“Well Maxie, I guess this is the way things are gonna be from now on!” Shenzi giggled as the food fight continued.
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Shenzi Party

Rugrats and all its characters and plots (c) Arlene Klasky, Gábor Csupó, Paul Germain

Maxie Goof, Goofy, Bobby, Roxy (Roxanne), Pistol, Friar Tuck, Goofy Sr., Peg (c) Disney
Shenzi Tuck, Santana Goof, Gigi, Kellie, Paul, George, Felicia, Frankie, Fabre` laBouche (c) Me
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