*PARODY* Rugrats in Paris Chapter 7

Rugrats in Paris

Chapter 7

The gang were in the theater, watching the show. The toddlers gasped when “lightning” flashed, and an operatic howl from a woman was heard.

“Oh, the princess!”

“She’s beautiful!” Matt moved his rattle away from his face. Bobby ate cookies and Roxy sipped her drink, while Maxie smiled at Shenzi.

“Reptar, he’s no ordinary monster,” The princess sang,
“He’s a lizard, with a heart of gold.
Don’t believe the lies you’ve been told;
He’s a fire-breathing child to me.
I see sweetness when I look
Into those large yellow eyes.
He’s got a sensitive stare.
One that can hypnotize.” Shenzi smiled wider.
“He maybe rough on the outside, but inside,”

“I hate when they sing,” Bobby said, glaring in annoyance.

“He’s a lost child.
He’s the kindest monster I ever met”

“See how nice his head stays on?” Goofy remarked to Gigi. Meanwhile, Fabre` was sneaking on the stage.

“Reptar, I’ll protect you.
Reptar, I’ll hold you.
And I’ll be there for you, Reptar.” Felicia put Frankie in the seat between Maxie and Shenzi.
“And never go away,” The princess sang before she was yanked back, and Fabre` took her place, hiding her face with a hand fan.

“Reptar, I’ll protect you!” She sang. Shenzi smiled wider, not seeing who it was.
“Reptar, I love you.” Shenzi jumped down on the floor, gaining her friends and Friar Tuck's attention, and walked towards the stage.
“And I’ll be there for you, Shenzi. Forever and a day.”

“Foreber and eber,” Shenzi said in her mind before she held up her Kitty fro the “princess” to take.

“I’ll be there, for you.”

“Wow, she’s sharing Kitty,” Friar Tuck smiled.

“Forever! And a day!” Fabre` threw her fan away, revealing her face and she grabbed Kitty. But Shenzi pulled back. Matt spit out his pacifier in shock.

“Madame LaBouche?” Felicia exclaimed in shock. Shenzi tried to pull her Kitty back, but Fabre` pulled harder, and held the little girl as hey tugged the plush cat back and forth until she let go of it and held her arm up, indicating the end of the show.

“That lady’s the princess?” Roxy asked in disbelief.

“She can’t be!” Maxie said.

“Bravo!” Friar Tuck exclaimed in excitement, standing up and clapping his hands, with some people including his friends staring, “Bravo! Isn’t she talented? Oh gosh you guys, I think Shenzi and I are both in love!” His friends stared at him in shock.

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“Say brie!” A photographer said before he took a group photo of all the families.

“Brie!” All the adults said simultaneously. Then the photographer took the photo.

“Merci,” He smiled. They were all dressed nicely fro the wedding, including the toddlers.

Maxie was in a little tuxedo with black dress shoes and bow tie, with Matt in a tuxedo-like onesie. Bobby was in a tuxedo as well with a dark blue bowtie and dress shoes, and Roxy’s dress, shoes and bow’s colors matched. They both had white socks too.

Santana was in a light pink flower girl dress with matching shoes.

And Shenzi was in a white uniform-like polo shirt with puff sleeves, a black tuxedo jacket, a black bow tie, white ruffle socks, and a black tutu skirt. She had her signature purple bow and black sneakers. Plus her hair was up in a loose ponytail (for more comfort) with a little black shiny ribbon.

“Friar, I’m delighted you’ve met someone special here in Paris, but don’t you think you’re rushing things?” Gigi asked him in concern, “Marriage is a big step.”

“Why wait, Gig?” Kellie smiled, “They’re two crazy kids in love.”

“Oh, wow!” The toddlers ran up to the food wagon, where Bobby and Roxy dug in.

“Yum, yum!” Roxy licked a plate, so the food was on her face, “My tummy’s not been this happy in forever!” Bobby burped, before they saw a fly buzzing around them.

“Hey, looks like it’s time for dessert,” Bobby tried to grab the fly.

“Find something good Matty,” Maxie smiled as his little brother crawled on a tray under its lid, giggling.

“Sure is gonna be great having my princess mommy. Isn’t it?” Shenzi asked in uncertainty.

“Of course it is, Shenzi,” Maxie assured her.

“Then how come I don’t feel so good?” Shenzi groaned, as she ruffled her hair, making some fall out of its ponytail.

“Well um,” Maxie adjusted her bow tie a bit, “Maybe this thing is too tight.” Matt fell off the table in the lid, holding a little croissant. Then Fabre` came in.

“Do you see those sticky fingers? Jam-covered mouths! Dirty little faces! Disinfect them!” She yelled before she saw Shenzi with her Kitty. “Ah! What are you doing with that mangy thing? Give me that!” She tried to snatch Kitty away from Shenzi, but the little girl pulled back. “How dare you defy me?” Maxie and the twins started to help Shenzi.

“You babies are in trouble now,” Jean-Claude taunted.

“You are going to be mine; you will do things my way!” Fabre` shouted as she pulled harder. The toddlers accidentally let go of Kitty and bumped into a pedestal. Maxie quickly yanked the lid with Matt out of the way when a vase fell and shattered on the floor where he was.

“Ohh! Jean-Claude, take those wretched dust mops away!” Fabre` demanded, “I will not have them ruining my wedding day!”

“Looks like you dumb babies will be missing the wedding,” Santana taunted.

“And don’t forget the big-mouth too.” Jean-Claude grabbed Santana’s wrist and took her away, along with the toddlers.

“My pleasure, Madame.”

“Get your hands off me, you big bully!” Felicia came in, and gasped at the scene. “What do you think you’re doing? I’m the flower girl!”

“I feel your pain, Mademoiselle. Unfortunately, you just got le boot.” They stopped in an elevator.

“But what about my float? And the matching ponies!” Santana yelled as she tried to keep the elevator doors open, but to no avail. He drove them all to the garage with the robots in a Reptar car.

“Madame LaBouche!” Felicia exclaimed, before her boss threw the plush cat in her arms, but it fell on the floor.

“Burn this hideous, moth-eaten plaything. I never want to see it again!” Fabre` yelled before she stomped out and slammed the door. Felicia cringed from the slam, and hugged Kitty close to her.

“To Notre Dame and move it,” Fabre` demanded to the driver that operated the limo she and Felicia were in.

“Madame LaBouche, you cannot go through with this,” Felicia glared, “It’s obvious you don’t really love Friar Tuck or Shenzi.”

“Which is which again?”

“Oh! I can no longer stand by, and watch you destroy their lives!” The female badger exclaimed, “I’m going to tell Friar Tuck the truth. And there’s not a thing you can do to stop me.” But Fabre` threw her out of the limo.

“Except throw you out on the curb,” She taunted, “Au revoir!” The limo drove off as Felicia ran after it, still clutching Kitty. “Looks like our little mouse is up for the chase. Step on it,” She said to the driver.